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10 Frases de la CORRUPCIÓN MEXICANA
 
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La corrupción es un tema con el que todos los mexicanos batallamos y explicarla a los que no han vivido aquí es complicado Así que preparamos 10 frasesitas que explican el fenómeno cultural de la corrupción en México 1. “Ayúdame a ayudarte” Frase típicamente escuchada en oficinas de gobierno para completar cualquier trámite burocrático 2. “Ponte guapo” Aquí es donde uno se tiene que mochar con algún regalo significativo para acelerar un trámite, modificar una acusación penal o ganar un contrato con el gobierno. 3. “Lo dejo a su criterio” Típica frase de policía de tránsito después de hacerte el cuentononón, en salarios mínimos, claro, de lo que tendrías que pagar de infracción, así que está a tu criterio si lo pagas o le das a él una modesta mordidita 4. “¿Cómo nos arreglamos?” Otra típica frase de policía de tránsito, usada en el momento de la negociación monetaria, si la gratificación le parece insuficiente al policía, este regresará a la frase anterior de "lo dejo a su criterio" 5. “Con dinero baila el perro” Una aclaración al nivel que sea que te declara abiertamente que nada procederá hasta que desembolses unos billetes 6. “No importa que robe, pero que salpique” Esta es la típica frase de todo aquel que apoya o ha apoyado a algún político corrupto a sabiendas de que lo es, consolándose con la esperanza de que le tocará un poco del botín robado 7. “No quiero que me den, sino que me pongan donde hay” Mexicanísima forma de interpretar la parábola de Confucio sobre enseñar a pescar, de nuevo usada por aquellos que apoyan a políticos corruptos con la esperanza no solo de botín, si no de que le toqué una posición privilegiada para poder cucharear él mismo del presupuesto. 8. “Un político pobre, es un pobre político” Acuñada por Carlos Hank González, exgobernador del estado de México, alcalde de Toluca y Regente del Distrito Federal. La familia Hank amasó una gran fortuna al crear empresas que fueron contratistas del gobierno, en algunos casos cuando él era funcionario público. La frase enfatiza que para progresar en la política mexicana, es necesario tener mucho dinero. 9. “La moral es un árbol que da moras” Frase dicha por el general revolucionario Gonzalo N. Santos cuando alguien le reclamaba la falta de ética en sus actos. Gobernó San Luis Potosí entre 1943 y 1949 e hizo de la violencia y asesinatos sus únicos aliados y mejores consejeros. 10. “El año de Hidalgo: pendejo el que deje algo” Frase conocida por los servidores públicos que refieren al último año de gobierno a cualquier nivel, cuando los funcionarios salientes se gastan todo el presupuesto, dejando las arcas vacías. Bonus También existe el “año de Carranza” por “si el Año de Hidalgo no alcanza”. digo, si ya existe el verbo transitivo Carrancear... ej: me carrancearon una lana...
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Las mejores últimas palabras antes de morir
 
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Lista de las mejores últimas palabras antes de morir de http://www.mejoreslistasyrankings.com/actualidad/lista-las-mejores-ultimas-palabras-antes-de-morir-3701 Uno de los mayores misterios que rodea a la vida, es precisamente la muerte. Nadie puede estar seguro de lo que pasa una vez muertos, pero los últimos momentos en la vida de una persona están llenos de honestidad, por lo que pueda pasar... . Algunas personas tienen la suerte de preparar su muerte, y con ello el darse el "gusto" de recitar unas últimas palabras en vida, las cuales pueden ser muy reveladoras acerca de los sentimientos del individuo en sí. En el caso de los personajes famosos, algunos son más recordados por sus últimas palabras que por su vida entera. Aquí teneis las ultimas palabras más famosas: En la lista de las mejores últimas palabras antes de morir tenemos: 1. "Las últimas palabras son para los idiotas que no han dicho suficiente". Karl Marx 2. "Un último trago, porfavor". Jack Daniels. 3. "¿Hay alguien herido?". John F. Keneddy (después de ser disparado). 4. "No he dicho ni la mitad de lo que ví". Marco Polo. 5. "No me toquéis los círculos". Arquímedes. 6. "Mañana muchos maldecirán mi nombre". Adolf Hitler. 7. "El sabor de la muerte está sobre mis labios. Siento algo que no es de este mundo". Mozart. 8. "El dinero no puede comprar la vida". Bob Marley. 9. "Amaos los unos a los otros". George Harrison. 10. "Apaguen la luz". Theodore Roosevelt. La fuente de las imágenes es 20 minutos
Everything You Know is Wrong - Lloyd Pye - Documentário Completo e Legendado
 
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Palestra Seminal por Lloyd Pye sobre nossas origens e escravidão como espécie. Apresentação fortemente recomendada. Lloyd Pye, pesquisador veterano, autor e conferencista e detentor da Caveira de Starchild, que pode ser parte humana e parte alienígena e representam a prova física final que a Terra foi visitada no passado por extraterrestres. Depois de mais de uma década de testes científicos, um laboratório de análise preliminar recente mostrou que o crânio Starchild parece conter ADN extraterrestres. Pye agora pretende recuperar todo o genoma do crânio para provar sua afirmação radical, sem sombra de dúvida, uma descoberta que por sua própria natureza, alterar completamente a história do mundo.
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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue / Colloquy 4: The Joe Miller Joke Book / Report on the We-Uns
 
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After Miller's death, John Mottley (1692--1750) brought out a book called Joe Miller's Jests, or the Wit's Vade-Mecum (1739), published under the pseudonym of Elijah Jenkins Esq. at the price of one shilling. This was a collection of contemporary and ancient coarse witticisms, only three of which are told of Miller. This first edition was a thin pamphlet of 247 numbered jokes. This ran to three editions in its first year. Later (not wholly connected) versions were entitled with names such as "Joe Miller's Joke Book", and "The New Joe Miller" to latch onto the popularity of both Joe Miller himself and the popularity of Mottley's first book. It should be noted that joke books of this format (i.e. "Mr Smith's Jests") were common even before this date. It was common practice to learn one or two jokes for use at parties etc. Owing to the quality of the jokes in Mottley's book, their number increasing with each of the many subsequent editions, any time-worn jest came to be called "a Joe Miller", a Joe-Millerism, or simply a Millerism. Joke 99 states: A Lady's Age happening to be questioned, she affirmed she was but Forty, and called upon a Gentleman that was in Company for his Opinion; Cousin, said she, do you believe I am in the Right, when I say I am but Forty? I ought not to dispute it, Madam, reply'd he, for I have heard you say so these ten Years. Joke 234 speaks of: A famous teacher of Arithmetick, who had long been married without being able to get his Wife with Child. One said to her 'Madam, your Husband is an excellent Arithmetician'. 'Yes, replies she, only he can't multiply.' Joe Miller was referred to in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol (1843), by the character Scrooge, who remarks "Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending [the turkey] to Bob's will be!" Joe Miller was also referred to in James Joyce's "Ulysses" (1922) in the limerick that Lenehan whispers during the Aeolus episode to Stephen Dedalus, the last line of which is "I can't see the Joe Miller. Can you?". According to Leonard Feinberg, the 1734 edition contains one of the oldest examples of gallows humor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Miller%27s_Joke_Book
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Os homens do monopólio- A história secreta do FED (1999) (Leg. Rev. Pt-Br)
 
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Será que existe uma história secreta do governo dos Estados Unidos da América que foi escondida intencionalmente pelos principais meios de comunicação? Poderia existir uma Sociedade Secreta com homens de negócios, cujo plano secreto foi a causa de todas as grandes guerras e das grandes depressões econômicas? Será que existe uma Elite Sombria que manipula o nosso mundo para realizar o seu próprio programa político? As respostas podem surpreender-te.
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You Bet Your Life: Secret Word - Floor / Door / Table
 
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Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 -- August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born. He also had a successful solo career, most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. His distinctive appearance, carried over from his days in vaudeville, included quirks such as an exaggerated stooped posture, glasses, cigar, and a thick greasepaint mustache and eyebrows. These exaggerated features resulted in the creation of one of the world's most ubiquitous and recognizable novelty disguises, known as "Groucho glasses", a one-piece mask consisting of horn-rimmed glasses, large plastic nose, bushy eyebrows and mustache. Groucho Marx was, and is, the most recognizable and well-known of the Marx Brothers. Groucho-like characters and references have appeared in popular culture both during and after his life, some aimed at audiences who may never have seen a Marx Brothers movie. Groucho's trademark eye glasses, nose, mustache, and cigar have become icons of comedy—glasses with fake noses and mustaches (referred to as "Groucho glasses", "nose-glasses," and other names) are sold by novelty and costume shops around the world. Nat Perrin, close friend of Groucho Marx and writer of several Marx Brothers films, inspired John Astin's portrayal of Gomez Addams on the 1960s TV series The Addams Family with similarly thick mustache, eyebrows, sardonic remarks, backward logic, and ever-present cigar (pulled from his breast pocket already lit). Alan Alda often vamped in the manner of Groucho on M*A*S*H. In one episode, "Yankee Doodle Doctor", Hawkeye and Trapper put on a Marx Brothers act at the 4077, with Hawkeye playing Groucho and Trapper playing Harpo. In three other episodes, a character appeared who was named Captain Calvin Spalding (played by Loudon Wainwright III). Groucho's character in Animal Crackers was Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding. On many occasions, on the 1970s television sitcom All In The Family, Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), would briefly imitate Groucho Marx and his mannerisms. Two albums by British rock band Queen, A Night at the Opera (1975) and A Day at the Races (1976), are named after Marx Brothers films. In March 1977, Groucho invited Queen to visit him in his Los Angeles home; there they performed "'39" a capella. A long-running ad campaign for Vlasic Pickles features an animated stork that imitates Groucho's mannerisms and voice. On the famous Hollywood Sign in California, one of the "O"s is dedicated to Groucho. Alice Cooper contributed over $27,000 to remodel the sign, in memory of his friend. In 1982, Gabe Kaplan portrayed Marx in the film Groucho, in a one-man stage production. He also imitated Marx occasionally on his previous TV sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. Actor Frank Ferrante has performed as Groucho Marx on stage for more than two decades. He continues to tour under rights granted by the Marx family in a one-man show entitled An Evening With Groucho in theaters throughout the United States and Canada with piano accompanist Jim Furmston. In the late 1980s Ferrante starred as Groucho in the off-Broadway and London show Groucho: A Life in Revue penned by Groucho's son Arthur. Ferrante portrayed the comedian from age 15 to 85. The show was later filmed for PBS in 2001. Woody Allen's 1996 musical Everyone Says I Love You, in addition to being named for one of Groucho's signature songs, ends with a Groucho-themed New Year's Eve party in Paris, which some of the stars, including Allen and Goldie Hawn, attend in full Groucho costume. The highlight of the scene is an ensemble song-and-dance performance of "Hooray for Captain Spaulding"—done entirely in French. In the last of the Tintin comics, Tintin and the Picaros, a balloon shaped like the face of Groucho could be seen in the Annual Carnival. In the Italian horror comic Dylan Dog, the protagonist's sidekick is a Groucho impersonator whose character became his permanent personality. The BBC remade the radio sitcom Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel, with contemporary actors playing the parts of the original cast. The series was repeated on digital radio station BBC7. Scottish playwright Louise Oliver wrote a play named Waiting For Groucho about Chico and Harpo waiting for Groucho to turn up for the filming of their last project together. This was performed by Glasgow theatre company Rhymes with Purple Productions at the Edinburgh Fringe and in Glasgow and Hamilton in 2007-08. Groucho was played by Scottish actor Frodo McDaniel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho
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