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The Card Trader #1: Pokemon (ASMR)

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There's a new character in town, and trading cards is his game. Next time he'll be trading Magic the Gathering cards. Patreon ► http://bit.ly/1EZgmNi Shop ► https://ephemeralrift.com/shop/ Listen to selected works outside of YouTube: Spotify ► http://bit.ly/1V23U60 CDBaby ► http://bit.ly/1AUt3Jj iTunes ► http://apple.co/1xIHLNd Google Play ► http://bit.ly/1vPUJgF And others like Deezer, Rhapsody, etc Podcasts: EphemRadio ► http://apple.co/2afSkZQ Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►http://apple.co/2alraeV Social Media: Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/ephemeralrift1 Twitter ► https://twitter.com/EphemeralRift IG ► http://instagram.com/e.rift What is ASMR? ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills. ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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Text Comments (1964)
Joels Vlogs (2 hours ago)
can never have enough oshawatts
MC GREEN BEAN 92 (15 hours ago)
I have a picture of a cow?
Preston Cherry (1 day ago)
Who gives up a mewtwo for a delphox
Fire God Ignia (3 days ago)
Cough cough magic the gathering cough cough
Cheapskate (4 days ago)
i wonder how pokemon feel when being traded
Cheapskate (4 days ago)
if i was the dealer i would disable the comments of this video so my next client won't know that he's being scammed
Make uno card trading plzzzz
When ER has no content ideas looks like a drug dealer but if drugs were banned from earth the drugs would be Pokemon
That ain't Falco (5 days ago)
Why not yu gi oh?
Thescientist124 (5 days ago)
Rift over here lookin like the merchant from re4
Thanos Mad titan (6 days ago)
Do you have charzarddddd?!?!!!
Super Kosmonaut (7 days ago)
This is pretty much how secretive we had to be at my middle school when we traded Pokemon cards because our school had banned them.
briaden cashman (7 days ago)
2009 ?
Voxel (7 days ago)
This is plastic/paper/cardboard sheets. Not fricking meth.
Dgamer2828 (8 days ago)
0:00 - 0:30 when General Grievous takes Obi-wans and Anikans light sabers
Benny Cashner (8 days ago)
Wow, what are the chances that 800,000 people all have the same cards to give this guy?
Yeet Master (9 days ago)
Yugioh gang were u at
Mr Negative (9 days ago)
Hello can I buy one weed
PleasantPheasant (9 days ago)
does anyone really know how to play that game
Valtharr (5 days ago)
Considering there are multiple tournaments with thousands of players each year...yes
Joshua Wei (10 days ago)
I got an Yu Gi Oh ad what a *fAtE*
The forgotten kanto champion I’ve have found him finally.
FerretEggs (11 days ago)
I think the whole purpose of this video was for him to show off his Pokémon cards
MangoJuice472 (11 days ago)
When the teachers say no Pokemon cards but u take them in anyway and it eventually turns into the black market
Najahan (12 days ago)
“Hey... hey um, where is my charizard?”
Vortex_boi (12 days ago)
can i have a sylveon im looking for a sylveon real bad
Topher Skek (12 days ago)
These are 2019 drug dealers.
Darnell Johnson (13 days ago)
Of course I had a Detective Pikachu ad for this video lmao
im tired (14 days ago)
This video is me in elementary school
real heft trout 420 (14 days ago)
Looks like back when I was a kid when we played cards it was very serious business was almost to a religious point at war could break out at any point
SUB TO PEWDIEPIE T GAY (14 days ago)
Pokemon nerd trading with the Grim Reaper I will give you every EX I have and every BREAK I have for your soul Mmm mmm.... That sound like a great trade
Almonds Walnuts (14 days ago)
22:49 that celebi looks fake. The shading in the card and the fact that I think the health says 780
xDivineStarx v2 (17 days ago)
It’s only 2019 and I already forgot about BREAK cards
xDivineStarx v2 (17 days ago)
Boi the cards are big because they are only for show
UPDYTE (17 days ago)
last person id expect to own pokemon cards
xxACESHADOW7xx (17 days ago)
i know this isnt even relevant but Haunter...a psychic type....hes ghost/poison...idk why that card irritates me so much
Valtharr (5 days ago)
Both Ghost and Poison are Psychic in the TCG
Jimbo (17 days ago)
You: Walks out of house Cop: STOP AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR "Gets you to station" Cop: we can do this the easy way or the hard way either you tell me who your dealer is or.. You: piss off Cop: that's it, i'm ripping your Pikachu You: NO DON'T I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!!!!
Z tiger GV (18 days ago)
The card trader most wanted in 500 states can you help us find him?
Kryo (18 days ago)
Nostalgic 5th grade memories
Tuomas koivisto (19 days ago)
"old" man collecting Pokemon cards.... Seems legit :D
Lewd boi (19 days ago)
Card trader? This would have literally been a perfect Yugioh ASMR
Erick E (19 days ago)
Oops wrong trader I only trade beyblades (pulls out a cho z Valkyrie)
SUB TO PEWDIEPIE T GAY (20 days ago)
Son: *Hey mom weres dad* Mom: *O he's upstairs* _Son opens door_ _Son shuts the door_ Son: *Mom dad's gone crazy again should we call the police*
Leo the dog (20 days ago)
4:55 Ha he said shiny Shiny is when its a different color not actually shiny..... 😶y'no what fuck this commet
We Remotely Low (21 days ago)
I think in the future, rather than the stage of the Pokémon, the rarity should be what is looked at (whether it's a circle, diamond, or star in the lower right corner, essentially)
ThatOneWeirdPanda (22 days ago)
I once had a Pikachu EX. Little did I know of it’s worth, and I lost it. *i lost a pikachu EX*
Dogs_ Are_Awesome (19 days ago)
WHAT?! HOW COULD YOOUUUU!!!!!
itsB3T4 _ (22 days ago)
rift: * deals pokemon cards * *_Been spending most ther lifes living in the gangsta's paradise_*
undercovsupreme (23 days ago)
I don't want to trade...hey HEY STOP TAKING MY CARS!!!
FADEToxic23 (24 days ago)
Offers a ex for full art ex.......hm seems like a good deal
Cookie marciano Schink (24 days ago)
love you
Ticka Zingdong (28 days ago)
I nutted to this man
Tuff2Keel (29 days ago)
Why were the first few cards so god damn huuuuuge?
Valtharr (28 days ago)
because they were oversized cards
Red Panda (1 month ago)
YouTube knows I’m just dying to have a dude whisper to me about Pokémon cards at 2 am
ttv purple pickle (1 month ago)
No point in trading for the full size, you cannot use them in an organized tourny
Raze Horizon (1 month ago)
This guy would seem like a fun dad if he actually owned those cards
Raze Horizon (25 days ago)
Probably not
Valtharr (28 days ago)
...serious question: do you think all those cards were CGI'd in?
suomi peliz (1 month ago)
Oh crap i want one mega card pliz
Joey Feldman (1 month ago)
Delphox evolves from Delphox -Ephemeral Rift
Two Cheez iTz (1 month ago)
I love it when you use cool vocabulary in your videos
Zach playz (1 month ago)
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Dragon Alchemy (1 month ago)
This is how kids traded Pokemon cards at school back in the day.
jogurtak (1 month ago)
Future style of drug dealers (poke cards are drugs)
OMG i love DO MORE!!!
Filip_ rencko (1 month ago)
So... God is now a guy in black coat, and is trading pokemon cards?
Filip_ rencko (1 month ago)
Damn, this guy has better collection than I have...
jopo d'nieve (1 month ago)
i don't know how to play the tcg but i have an old holographic charizard lmao i just have it laying around because it looks cool and shit yknow
Riley Smith (19 days ago)
get it PSA graded right away and sell it.
Tea Drinker (1 month ago)
Normal ASMRists doing this type of video: Get really cheap cards that are really bad Rift: proceeds to pull out a break and several other good cards
Mr. Waffles DC (1 month ago)
20:45 pulls out a secret rare and doesn’t even notice
Sebastian Kelly (1 month ago)
How much money do you think he spent on Pokémon cards just for the video
Riley Smith (19 days ago)
these are his son's :Г
Taj Empey (1 month ago)
i just got a fucking asmr ad in blessed
Soviet Loaf (1 month ago)
ER: Halt, Trainer! You cannot pass until you beat with me in an ASMR battle!
Lucas Weaver (1 month ago)
Whos school always had this one kid
Abbie Breslin (1 month ago)
Are they his sons
The Poke'Saurus (1 month ago)
6:00 Oooo, my favorite flying type.
The Poke'Saurus (1 month ago)
Man. Pokemon card deals have become shady lately.
I Eat Gases (1 month ago)
Part 2?
Dagen Heckendorn (1 month ago)
8:33 oh fuck that’s a secret rare
Nooa Niinikangas (1 month ago)
Where are the SLEEVES!!!
Endeavour not-HD (1 month ago)
Bruh I'd never get rid of my gardevoir lmao
Cooltrainer Rift wants to battle
i just yeeted (1 month ago)
You got an incineroar gx my dude?
Twenty øne Phans (1 month ago)
i'm sorry why would you trade a Japanese Exeggutor from an old set (i think it's base?) for a reverse holo Palossand from Sun and Moon YOU WERE ROBBED
Christopher Fontan (1 month ago)
Nobody: This cursed fucking comment section: S L E E V E T H E C A R D S
Your Dad (1 month ago)
MY BOIS GOT A MEGA BLAZIKEN EX?
lolll Taylor gang (1 month ago)
“Celi-buy”
Lorna o rourke (1 month ago)
I love ASMR
Shane Van Holm (1 month ago)
This dude is so lit. He makes the most random asmr videos. From communism to pokemon cards
Bloth Hundr (1 month ago)
sorry to point this out but it is called normal type not colorless
Riley Smith (19 days ago)
+Bloth Hundr it's alright, and you're completelt right in thinking otherwise because in what universe does "colorless and metal types" sound better than "normal ans steel types" >:Г
Bloth Hundr (21 days ago)
+Valtharr shit dawg you right, thanks for setting me right
Valtharr (28 days ago)
no, it's colorless in the TCG. it's also Metal, and not Steel.
Fro_ozo (1 month ago)
*when you meet the kid with the most Pokemon cards and who has godly and rare cards*
Rachel Coffey (1 month ago)
When your in 2nd grade and the 5th grader asks you to trade, but they have to be quiet so the teacher doesn't hear you
eli los (1 month ago)
I want that Blaziken right now I'll give everything
Ryan S (1 month ago)
This reminds me of that guy from that book the giver if anyone even knows that book. I swear to god I’m not a nerd
Harvard (1 month ago)
This was me when i was 9 i just scammed kids out there pokemon cards
Ghost Dog (1 month ago)
Literally traded his whole deck
Raphael Fink-Jensen (1 month ago)
Wait. *All of these cards are fake*
Flaxe HD (1 month ago)
Am i the only one who has charizad from the 1 generation
Tyler Johnsenn (2 months ago)
Anyone who is willing to trade a Mega Aerodactyl Ex should stop playing Pokemon. For real!! ;p. Luxray is also better. I'm starting to see a trend. Are you secretly a scammer? LOL.
DustoxLatios _ (2 months ago)
12:11 that is actually a mega rip off on whoever had that gardevoir
DustoxLatios _ (2 months ago)
Intro thumbnail- that has got to be the worst trade in history, maybe ever
Jax Regona (2 months ago)
they're all useless
MYST WhiteHawk (2 months ago)
If you do this again remember to do full arts, that emolga ex is worth more because it's full art
Jacob Sims (2 months ago)
My childhood 😭

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